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A Christmas poem: When Santa Claus Fell off his Sleigh

Artog-santa-with-creditWhen Santa Claus Fell off his Sleigh


There were no presents that Christmas Day

When Santa Claus fell off his sleigh.

He was drunk and it was windy,

He steered Rudolph into a chimney.

He took a tumble off the roof.

Poor Prancer’s got a broken hoof,

And Cupid’s only Christmas wish

Is to be cut free from the satellite dish.

Dasher’s got whiplash and Donna’s dizzy,

And all the elves are in a tizzy.

So, if you want presents, don’t ask an elf,

You’ll have to buy the gifts yourself.

By Justin Cooper

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